What Are Arrest Jokes?
Arrest Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of arrest jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
You heard about the guy who had a heart-attack when the police entered his house?
He had a cardiac arrest
#2
Eternal life Police have arrested a man for selling pills that promise eternal life.
Records show that it was the fourth time he has been arrested. His previous arrests were in 1760,1839, and 1946.
#3
Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?
He was wanted for several charges of battery
#4
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black and arrest the lightbulb for being broke.
#5
"DOC TELL ME STRAIGHT" doc: u got lou gherrigs disease *cops barge in*
ur under arrest "FOR WHAT" cop: mr gherrig reported a missing disease
#6
"Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired
license and resisting arrest." Britney Spears whispers, "Amateur."
#7
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't. They arrest it for being broke and they beat the room for being black.
#8
I saw a woman suffering cardiac arrest earlier...
She asked for me to call her an ambulance. I did, but I think she should've asked for help instead.
#9
What's the fastest way to get a female Officer to arrest you?
Liquor.
#10
TSA agents might have to arrest me if...
They felt deez guns *flex*
#11
Police jokes are not funny
So give it arrest
#12
Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?
Because its leaves rustled.
#13
My Lebanese friend knocked over his dip.
I had to report him for hummus-side. Edit: changed arrest to report because reasons.
#14
A soviet soldier asks a man his opinion of the party.
The man nervously replies "the same as yours comrade" The soldier then arrests him for sedition.
#15
The first thing I always do when a cop pulls me over is remind him he can't
arrest me without a warrant so he knows he's dealing with a pro.
#16
[Cops have a warrant for my arrest] Cops: you're coming with us!
*Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away* Foot chase ensues.
#17
Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great
way to tell the cops who to arrest.
#18
[Eating unhealthy potato at restaurant] Cop: You're under arrest.
Me: What's the charge? [Lowers sunglasses] Cop: a salt and buttery.
#19
Cop: you're under arrest Me: no you are *cop arrests
me* Me: fine but next time it's my turn
#20
How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they arrest the room because it's black.
Why People Enjoy Arrest Jokes
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Another reason people love arrest jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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