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#1
Divorce I consider myself pretty lucky in my divorce because we negotiated a 50-50 split of our assets.
My wife got half, my lawyer got half.
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#2
Why is it OK for an ice company to commit fraud?
Because their assets are already frozen.
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#3
What do you call a melted penny?
Liquid assets.
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#4
What does FCPA stand for?
Finally Caught Pinching the Assets
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#5
What's the similarity between a smart employee and a perfect volleyball hit?
They're both fine assets!
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#6
My husband picks fights with me like he doesn't
even value half of all his assets.
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#7
[at divorce lawyer] bad news, currently all your husbands assets are frozen
"he didn't" he bought 1547 copies of it, he must really hate you
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#8
How deep is the average vagina Deep enough for a man
to lose his house, car, his dog and half his assets
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#9
Before I got divorced, I should have converted all my assets to jokes.
Because my ex couldn't ever take one.
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#10
What do you call the useless objects a company possesses?
Asshats (assets - asshats)
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#11
Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud?
Their assets are already frozen!
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#12
Alchoholic invester Is
liquidating his assets
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#13
My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits
and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail.
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#14
How do thunderstorms invest their money?
-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
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#15
I earned a masters degree and a doctorate; I have $413.21 in assets.
Weird Al Yankovic is worth 11 million. Kids, don't stay in school.
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#16
Why are bank offices so cold?
They're trying to freeze their assets.
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#17
Why couldn't the snowman spend his money?
Cause his assets were frozen.
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#18
First off I want to commend you for taking part in credit counselling.
Now, under assets you wrote "like an onion". Can you clarify?
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