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Assholes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of assholes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I didn't believe women were getting their assholes bleached
Then my sisters boyfriend took his hat off...
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#2
What's the worst part about fuckin terrorists?
Their hairy assholes...
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#3
Desperate to get laid, so I'm going to my next Halloween party dressed
as a giant anus ...I hear that hot girls love having sex with assholes
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#4
What do Reddit and Pedophiles have in common?
they are both fucking immature assholes...
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#5
Opinions are like assholes...
Fuck em
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#6
Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor.
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#7
Two assholes talking One says: hey, you wanna fart?
The other says: sorry mate, I gotta run
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#8
Why is gay marriage an issue?
Because people are fucking assholes.
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#9
All people who make generalizations about
other people are all assholes.
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#10
Opinions are like assholes.
Everybody has one and they shouldn't be aired in public.
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#11
Political opinions are like assholes If yours shows
up in my Facebook feed I will probably block you
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#12
A man walks into a bar and yells, "All Lawyers are assholes!" Someone at the bar stands up and says, "I take offense to that." "Why?
Are you a lawyer?" "No. I'm an asshole."
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#13
why do nice girls always go for the assholes?
I don't even like pegging.
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#14
What's yellow and covers assholes?
The Lakers uniform.
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#15
Hey have you ever tried puppy love?
Yeah but it doesn't work there assholes are too small.
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#16
Why are politicians assholes so clean?
Because all their shit comes out of their mouth!
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#17
Are you assholes still playing the lottery
with the numbers from Lost?
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#18
I hate gays They're all
fucking assholes
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#19
WTF?
Anal bleaching Normally I'd be against such a thing, but some assholes just need to lighten up.
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#20
Dear Parents, Don't tell your little girl "He's only mean to you because
he likes you." and wonder why she only dates assholes when she's older.
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