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What Are Asterisk Jokes?

Asterisk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of asterisk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The asterisk was invented by someone seeing a cat's butt and thinking that it would make a great punctuation mark.
It was almost a catastrophe.
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#2
Couples who take too many fertility drugs should always put an asterisk
next to their child's name to show that the parents used steroids.
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#3
Pimples on teenagers are asterisks on things
they say* *Listener discretion is advised
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#4
[spelling bee finals] JUDGE: your word is "asterisk" KID: can you use it in a sentence?
JUDGE: *adjusts mic* yes
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#5
cop: are you high?
me: if i was high could i do this? *vaults over car hood and does 360 no scope* cop: did you just say "asterisk vaults ov
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#6
TIL reddit automatically change your password to
asterisks whenever you type it in a comment.
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#7
*seductively boils hot dog* *suggestively unscrews ketchup bottle* *alluringly
toasts bun* *erotically describes this in between asterisks*
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#8
* 50 pushups * * 100 situps * * Runs 3 miles * My exercise program
is really going great since I switched to all asterisk actions.
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#9
Cop: do u have anything illegal in the vehicle Me: *thinks about all the
drugs in the car* no Cop: why did you just say asterisk thinks abo
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#10
A blonde is taking money out of an ATM, when the blonde behind her in line says, "Ha!
Ha! I know your password. It's four asterisks." The first blonde replies, "Ha! Ha! No it's not. It's 3862."
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#11
*puts words between
two asterisks*
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#12
*still doesn't understand when or why
asterisks started indicating action*
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#13
Asterisks are awesome.
*tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*
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#14
*interrupts friends* "u gotta hear this tweet..Ok.." *realizes tweet starts
with 'action asterisks' & doesnt know how to read that out loud*
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#15
Hey, did you guys know you can do just about anything if you use asterisks?
*rides T-Rex off into the sunset*
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#16
ME: So you indicate action using airstrikes?
HER: What? No, I said asterisks. ME: Ha, of course. [to walkie-talkie] Disengage. DISENGAGE!
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How many Asterisk Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Asterisk Jokes?
Asterisk Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and asterisk jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love asterisk jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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Are Asterisk Jokes safe for all ages?
Most asterisk jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Asterisk Jokes?
asterisk jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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