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Atheist Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of atheist jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
There aren't atheists in
a falling plane ...
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#2
Why are Canadians atheist?
Because they are Eh-theists.
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#3
A preachers son told him he was an atheist the
preacher accepted it and was very supportive.
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#4
Proof of God Every atheist becomes a theist
if you give them a little space
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#5
Bad luck, Atheists
named Christian.
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#6
Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?
She didn't believe in prophets.
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#7
What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?
Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.
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#8
What do you call an atheist cartoon?
Fedora the explorer
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#9
An atheist, a crossfitter, a vegan and a vaper all walk into a bar I know
because they all let me know 12 times in our 3 minute conversation
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#10
My girlfriend treats me like a god Now if I
can only get her to stop being an atheist.
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#11
Why did the atheist cannibal stop eating Christians?
Because they didn't agree with him.
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#12
Why did the atheist go to church?
To use the Pokestop.
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#13
An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane.
They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes.
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#14
Why are Atheists so resistant to video game cheats?
They don't believe in godmode
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#15
I feel sorry for all of the
atheists named Christian.
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#16
What's the best name for an atheist?
Godfrey
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#17
Atheists certainly have a lot to say
about the nothing they believe in.
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#18
Did you hear Helen Keller was an atheist?
I guess she never saw the light.
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#19
Why are atheists afraid of exponents?
They don't believe in a higher power.
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#20
Every day I thank God for giving me
the power to keep being an atheist!
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