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Attachment Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of attachment jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A monk to another, "O!
master, is it proper for a monk to use email?" "Sure, as long as there are no attachments", replied the other.
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#2
Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day.
When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT
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#3
A zen student asked his master: "Is it okay to use email?"
"Yes", replied the master, "but with no attachments."
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#4
Lots of people cry while chopping onions.
The trick is to not form an emotional attachment.
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#5
A disciple asked, "Master, is it okay for a monk to use emails?" "Yes,
son," the guru quipped, "as long as there are no attachments."
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#6
BOSS: It's come to my attention that you've disabled attachments for emails.
You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering.
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#7
My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together.
It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer. I guess I have emotional attachment issues.
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#8
How do Buddhist monks send emails?
They remove all attachments.
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#9
Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden
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#10
A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email.
The master answered: "Yes. But no attachments."
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#11
Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?
Because they have no attachments.
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#12
When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?
When there are no attachments
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#13
My whole life is that moment when you send an important e-mail
mentioning an attachment without the actual attachment.
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#14
I got received an e-mail from my Buddhist friend...
...it was free from attachments.
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#15
Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden
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#16
I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment
because of all this talk about photobombing.
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#17
[girlfriend yelling] You have an unhealthy attachment to your pets with weird names!
[she knocks over my dead hamster's shrine] GILGAMESH!
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#18
Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail?
Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!
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#19
Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?
He had no attachments.
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#20
Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden.
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