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#1
How do Buddhist monks send emails?
They remove all attachments.
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#2
Why cant you email a photo to a Jedi?
Because Attachments are forbidden.
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#3
Jedi Joke Padawan: Master, when I will become a Jedi, will I be allowed to use e-mail?
Jedi Master: Of-course my child, only without attachments!
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#4
When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?
When there are no attachments
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#5
Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden.
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#6
A disciple asked, "Master, is it okay for a monk to use emails?" "Yes,
son," the guru quipped, "as long as there are no attachments."
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#7
How does Dalai Lama send emails?
With no attachments.
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#8
Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden
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#9
I got received an e-mail from my Buddhist friend...
...it was free from attachments.
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#10
A novice asked his zen master if it's ok for Buddhists to use email.
The master answered: "Yes. But no attachments."
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#11
BOSS: It's come to my attention that you've disabled attachments for emails.
You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering.
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#12
Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?
Because they have no attachments.
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#13
A Zen student asked his master, "Is it OK to use email?"
"Yes," replied the master, "But no attachments."
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#14
My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending
emails referencing attachments without the attachments.
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#15
Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?
They can't deal with attachments.
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#16
Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden.
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#17
A zen student asked his master: "Is it okay to use email?"
"Yes", replied the master, "but with no attachments."
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#18
Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?
He had no attachments.
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#19
A monk to another, "O!
master, is it proper for a monk to use email?" "Sure, as long as there are no attachments", replied the other.
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#20
Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden
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