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Authority Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of authority jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The Arrogance of Authority A DEA officer stopped at
a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher
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#2
I have as much authority as the Pope, i just
don't have as many people who believe it.
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#3
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's.
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#4
So Sports Authority is going out of business.
I hear their competitors are real Dicks.
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#5
I'm certainly no authority, but if you want to avoid the muffin
top you probably shouldn't put size 8 jeans on a size 12 girl.
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#6
Why do lesbians shop at sport authority?
Because they don't like Dick's
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#7
Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sport's Authority?
Because he likes Dicks.
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#8
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority?
Because they hate Dick's
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#9
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority..
Because they hate Dick's
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#10
Why do lesbians shop at sports authority?
Because they don't like DICKS.
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#11
[interview] "Describe yourself in three words."
Me: responds poorly to authority
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#12
Why do lesbians shop at sports authority?
Because they hate Dicks
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#13
Lesbians why do lesbians go to sports authority
becuase they dont like dicks
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#14
when a cop pulls me over i tell him i'm a nihilist and i don't believe in tickets or laws or authority.
i do however now believe in tazers.
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#15
What do feminists and Sports Authority have in common?
They've got a rivalry with Dicks
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#16
Why do lesbians shop at sports authority?
Because they don't like dicks.
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#17
Sports Authority must be a publisher now...
..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!
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#18
Why do all the lesbians shop at The Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dicks.
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#19
Why do lesbians like Sports Authority so much?
Because they hate Dick's!
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#20
Why do lesbians shop at Sport's Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's.
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