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Bagels Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bagels jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I bought a keg and bagels today.
That's what kegel is, right?
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#2
I like my bagels like I like my women; lightly toasted with sesame seeds and a little butter.
I don't understand this joke format.
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#3
(Grandpa joke) If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels. I'll be here all night, people!
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#4
Us New Yorkers try to stick to the four main food groups;
pizza, pizza bagels, pizza pies, and cheesecake.
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#5
Incredible Hulk Experiment-Day 13 Just woke up.
Still not a Hulk. Looks like I ate all those moldy bagels for nothing. -Research Continues
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#6
Are cucumbers the only food you can put over your eyes to reduce
puffiness because these pizza bagels aren't helping at all.
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#7
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels get it?).
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#8
Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
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#9
What do you call bagels that can fly?
"Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...
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#10
Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then they would be called Bagels!
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#11
"I brought whipped butter instead of cream
cheese for our bagels." -terrorists
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#12
Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D
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#13
Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?
..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
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#14
I thought kegels were like Jewish
bagels...boy was I wrong
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#15
What's the difference between karate and judo?
Karate is self defense and you make bagels with judo (Jew dough).
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#16
Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now?
From my son last night: "Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?" Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls ("like bagels, get it Dad?").
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#17
If seagulls fly over the sea,what flies over the bay?
Bagels. Ha.
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#18
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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#19
Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels
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#20
Why do seagulls fly over the sea Because if they
flew over the bay then they would be bagels
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