What Are Baltimore Jokes?
Baltimore Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of baltimore jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services?
9-1-1
#2
What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?
Call Baltimore, M.D.
#3
Baltimore Ravens go low carb Baltimore ravens go low carb and cut Rice.
(I will see myself out)
#4
What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots?
The Father's Day cards.
#5
What is Baltimore's favourite
instrument The lute
#6
I won a fight that was five against one in Baltimore today.
We totally kicked the shit out of that guy.
#7
I have the heart of a lion.
And a lifetime ban from the Baltimore Zoo.
#8
The movies were right about monkeys ruling the world.
They came from Baltimore.
#9
Did you hear the latest joke about Baltimore?
It's a riot
#10
If John Cena lost in Baltimore at Payback, the city might riot.
WWE wouldn't want that. Never give up
#11
I had a joke about the Baltimore Riots
But someones already stolen it :(
#12
Baltimore CVS Looters They really cleaned the place out.
The only things they left behind are sunscreen and Father's Day cards.
#13
If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in Baltimore what is she?
Dead.
#14
What is the worst city to be a cop in?
Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
#15
The people of Baltimore played GTA yesterday...
Tonight they will see the National Guard play Call of Duty.
#16
How are all these African-American's able to take off time from work to riot in Baltimore?
Wait... nevermind
#17
I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak,
Baltimore has been on fire lately.
#18
Get rich quick scheme #12 Sell
windows/glass in Baltimore
#19
Baltimore?
More like BaltiLESS! Haha!
#20
Soo....
baltimore. Probably not the best idea to burn down a cvs pharmacy. The entire city needs a chill pill.
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