What Are Banning Jokes?
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#1
Why am I not afraid of Michelle Obama banning soda pop?
She said "If you like your Dr. Pepper, you can keep your Dr. Pepper."
#2
The FDA is banning trans fats because they're bad for you...
but OJ has actually killed people!
#3
I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S.
Like, Syria-sly America?
#4
So all the primates got together for a male-only gathering, but they put up a sign banning humans.
No homo.
#5
I'm just not convinced that banning the sale of sentient death robots decreases deaths.
The research just isn't there.
#6
Walmart is banning sales of the Confederate
flag Well, there goes 95% of their buisness
#7
The TSA just announced they're banning erasers on flights.
They're capable of math destruction.
#8
Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies.
It makes us feel manly. Like we're camping. With an angry bear close by.
#9
Did you hear about the holocaust museum banning Pokemon?
I guess they didn't want a bunch of Ash running around.
#10
So after the subreddit banning went down, I texted Ellen Pao asking if this was some sort of a joke.
She responded "Im SRS"
#11
America is finally getting around to banning some dangerous weapons after
the latest mass shooting Its a shame nobody was killed by a flag
#12
KIM JONG-UN: I'm banning sarcasm ME: well that's just great K: what?
M: I reeeally hate sarcasm K: seize him...I think
#13
Trump is banning the importing of shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
#14
Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese...
... in order to "make America Grate again"
#15
Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students.
That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible.
#16
MTV banning a video is kind of like
a record store banning a book.
#17
With the banning of the Confederate flag in America...
We are going through a period of erase-ism.
#18
Are the UK banning the export of cheese?
I keep hearing on the radio about cheddar vans not being allowed overseas
#19
Donald Trump is banning pre-shredded cheese
And making America grate again
#20
Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning
"Just For Men" And Make America Gray Again.
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