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#1
How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
.....change??
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#2
What do Baptists and cats have in common?
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
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#3
Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.
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#4
Why do Baptists have so many children?
They only use holy condoms.
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#5
Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex?
Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing.
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#6
What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
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#7
Jews don't recognise Jesus Protestants don't recognise the Pope
Baptists don't recognise each other at the liquor store
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#8
Baptists Why don't Baptists have sex standing up?
Because people might think they're dancing.
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#9
You know why the Baptists don't make love standing up?
They don't want people to think they're dancing. Not my joke cheech marins I'm high as Fuck and thought you guys might like it too.
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#10
What's the difference...
What's the difference between Missionary Baptists and Baptists? Position
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#11
Religion is all about who you DON'T recognize.....
Jews don't recognize Jesus as the son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope, and Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
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#12
Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?
If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
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#13
Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
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#14
Jews don't recognize Jesus.
Protestants don't recognize the Pope. Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
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#15
You know the difference between Catholics and Baptists?
Catholics will say hello to each other in the liquor store.
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#16
How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change?!
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#17
Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?
Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
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#18
What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
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