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Bastard Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bastard jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a redditor that doesn't use the search button in /r/jokes?
A bastard. [Source](http://i.imgur.com/p16XxgE.jpg)
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#2
What do you call a gay man flying a plane?
A pilot, you homophobic bastard!
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#3
There are some horrible bastards about I heard a cat crying outside my door and I saw 4 blokes in Chelsea
shirts playing football with it I was just about to phone the RSPCA when the cat went 1- 0 up
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#4
What do you call two lonely bastards drinking together?
Two bastards.
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#5
I saw santa fucking my mom.
To get back at him i decided to poison his cookies. Somehow the bastard found out and killed my dad.
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#6
Whats 6'2" and doesnt work?
My moms van, its been sitting on blocks all summer you racist bastard.
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#7
I had an addiction to soap...
but thanks to some dirty bastards stealing all of it, I am clean now.
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#8
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap.
Dirty bastards.
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#9
Apparently someone in London gets stabbed
every 52 seconds Poor bastard
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#10
I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding
I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone
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#11
What's black and doesn't work?
A broken light bulb you racist bastard.
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#12
Help!
I've been robbed! They stole everything except my deodorant, shampoo and hand soap. Dirty bastards
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#13
Apparently, somebody gets stabbed in London every 52 minutes.
Poor bastard.
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#14
Infatuation Bastard That was the punchline, here's the question...
What did Pauline Hanson say when a Chinese man asked her how she cooks her chips?
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#15
Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?
Just taught my 15 year old German Shepard to play dead! Cocky bastard is trying to set a record too! Been that way for eight hours now...
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#16
Knock Knock...
Who's there? I, diddup I, diddup who? You filthy bastard
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#17
When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called?
Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap bastards' hands anyway.
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#18
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot..... you racist bastard.
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#19
I was in a band called Obese Bastards.
What can I say. We went through a stage.
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#20
Apparently someone in London gets stabbed
every 72 seconds, Poor bastard.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bastard jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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