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Bat Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bat jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
ME: You've put on weight DRACULA: No I haven't.
Prove it ME: When you fly, how many bats do you turn into? DRACULA: [deep sigh] A shitload
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#2
a great joke to tell on the phone What has a little dick and hangs down?
a bat! now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*.
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#3
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
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#4
They read them up side down Why
don't bats enjoy r/jokes?
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#5
Lil' Wayne looks pretty good for a scarecrow that
is being eaten from the inside out by bats.
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#6
If looks could kill, I'd still
use a baseball bat.
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#7
Some kid was being annoying so I hit him on the face with a baseball bat.
He started crying and I didn't even bat an eye.
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#8
Batman: I told you, if it's mine you have to say bat before it..
Like bat-mobile, bat-arang.. Doctor: Fine, you have bat-herpes
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#9
What did one orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the bat mobile."
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#10
"Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?
What could go wrong?" ~My son apparently
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#11
me: [comes running down the stairs with a baseball glove] robber: why
are u wearing a glove me: I meant to grab my bat lol robber: lol
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#12
Why don't bats sleep outside?
You ever deal with a sunburned asshole?
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#13
If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat?
Switch Hitter
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#14
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat!
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#15
Use chemicals to wipe polish and no one bats an eye..
But use chemicals to wipe the Polish and everybody starts to lose their shit.
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#16
Why are you being weird about how we made eye contact and both smiled
and then I took the form of an actual bat and chased you for 11 miles
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#17
Nice selfie, I love the way the light brings
out the bat sh*t crazy psycho in your eyes.
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#18
WIFE:Someone's broken in ME *grabs baseball bat*Wait here [downstairs]
PAL:Can't u just tell her u wanna play baseball M: Keep ur voice down
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#19
Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals
to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.
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#20
Am I an Angel A little Black Baby Dies and goes to heaven, he sees and angel flying and says
"God am I an angel?" God looks down pats him on the head and says " Nah Nigga you a bat"
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