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What Are Bates Jokes?

Bates Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bates jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
There Once Was A Poet Named Bates, His poems weren't always first rate, His first lines weren't bad,
but the problem he had, Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line.
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#2
Q&A Q: What did Norman Bates call his little sister?
(You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
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#3
It's too bad Batman's real name wasn't Bruce Bates, then
Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time.
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#4
Q: what did Norman Bates say...
when the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted? A: wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat!...
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#5
What does a butler call his employer named mr.
Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert!
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#6
How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?
He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)
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#7
What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts?
Master Bates
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#8
There Once Was A Poet Named Bates His poems weren't always first rate, His first lines weren't bad,
but the problem he had, Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line.
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#9
If Norman Bates was batman's dad..
would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?
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#10
A very wealthy man from Britain has purchased the Bates Motel....
Now it is Master Bates Motel.. I haven't had my coffee yet, this is the best I got
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#11
Don't ever go to Bates Motel...
a PSYCO lives there!
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Bates Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Bates Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bates jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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