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Be Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of be jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'm lucky enough to be ambidextrous.
It's just a shame I'm a lefty.
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#2
If the police really wanted DUI checkpoints to be effective,
they'd set them up inside Taco Bell drive-thrus.
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#3
Any salad can be a Caesar salad
if you stab it enough.
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#4
Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably
be easier if I actually had a kid at this school.
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#5
When someone tells you to "get a Life," just take theirs.
They'll be happy you took their advice, and you'll be happy they're dead.
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#6
Hey dude!
Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even.
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#7
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars.
You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
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#8
I'll be honest, the only time I'd ever want to be 'Keeping Up With
The Kardashians' would be if I was chasing them With an axe.
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#9
Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm.
"Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?" "Just put it on my bill."
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#10
Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call
me up for a date, I say "Ask me again later."
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#11
Apologies your honor [slides ventriloquist dummy back under my
seat] I was told these proceedings were going to be televised.
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#12
He used to be Hand Solo Then
he gave Leia the D.
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#13
They're remaking Ocean's 11 with an all-female cast and it's
gonna be called Ocean's 8 It's that damn wage gap I tell ya!
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#14
My Home Internet Password 2kids1dog.
Thats an orgy I don't want to be apart of.
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#15
At the beach, looking at all these fit young people, with their perfect
bodies and perfect tans and I think "I wish I could be a shark".
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#16
My new cooking show, "Will Sasso Cooks With His Exposed Dick Really Close to the Food" premieres tonight (8/7 Central) in my mind.
Be there!
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#17
Just because I'm Irish doesn't mean I am always drunk.
It means I always want to be.
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#18
*job interview* Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?
*pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people
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#19
New Girlfriend (56) -- Postponed due to rain NOTICE: New Girlfriend (56) will be made
up next Wednesday as part of a double header along with New Girlfriend (57).
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#20
Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will
be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons.
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