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Bear Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bear jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?
Camembert!
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#2
What did one druid say to the other?
Bear with me...
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#3
What did the bear say to her date?
"I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"
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#4
If you encounter a bear DON'T RUN.
Maintain eye contact. Keep maintaining it. Fall in love. Marry the bear. Tell story to your grandbearbies
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#5
Guys are like bears, if you lay very still they'll paw
at you a bit then give up and go look for food.
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#6
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
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#7
Boss: ok just bear with me *I growl and start clawing the air* B: wtf are you doing Me: I..You said..
B:first snail mail' now this..Just go
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#8
Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ?
Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam...
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#9
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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#10
I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care
Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself.
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#11
I love raccoons.
Part cat. Part dog. Part rodent. Part bear. Little people hands. What's not to like?
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#12
What do Chinese bears use to cook?
A pan. Duh!
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#13
Whats the dumbest animal in the jungle?
Polar bear
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#14
When hubs is sleeping I put my Care Bear blanket on him
and take the most adorable blackmail photos ever.
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#15
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?
A little bear !
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#16
ME: "I don't like this movie." HIM: "We are at a funeral." ME: "Who
directed this?" HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."
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#17
How do you make a 6 year old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear.
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#18
If I'm reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows
me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them.
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#19
So a polar bear walks into a bar...
and says, "I'll have a gin.....and tonic" The bartender says, "What's with the big pause?" And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
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#20
Every Winter, one bear chooses not to hibernate.
Instead, he stocks up on Sharpies and turns all of the brown bears into black bears.
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