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Beard Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of beard jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
There's a name for people
without beards Women
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#2
Don't forget about bald guys living
vicariously through their beards.
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#3
Back in high school, I had this very bad beard and everyone would make fun of for it...
So I had to start using a razor to *shave* face
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#4
Why did black beard kill his first mate?
He kept singing, "your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"
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#5
Me: A coworker called me 'Papa Hemingway' today.
Her: Because of your beard? Me: Well it wasn't because of my Nobel in Literature.
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#6
What's the difference between extremist and /r/the_donald?
At least one group can grow a beard.
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#7
At first I didn't like having a
beard But then it grew on me.
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#8
A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar.
What do you get? A Netflix original series!
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#9
Wrote "I wanna rock!" on every answer to this Geology test and they
made me a tenured professor with a beard and an Indiana Jones hat.
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#10
Old friend: Wow!
When the hell did you grow a beard? Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
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#11
My brother told me hates my beard.
I said "Don't worry, it will grow on you"
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#12
Him: I love nerd girls Me: Did you know that having red beard hair happens if you only have 1 mutated MC1R gene?
Him: no. not like that.
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#13
I hate Christmas.
I work throughout the year to afford gifts, and the fat fucker with the beard gets all the credit. Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her.
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#14
The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands,
his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard.
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#15
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it.
Let's do it. Let's live in a homeless man's beard.
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#16
What do you call a man without a beard?
A woman.
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#17
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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#18
was trimming my beard with my jumper
today it was a **clothes** shave...
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#19
Been at this farmer's market for 20 minutes.
Haven't seen a single beard. About to FREAK OUT & start throwing these organic soaps
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#20
Thinking about implanting a magnet in my chin so I can make a badass beard of iron filings and paper clips.
More attractive, yes?
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