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What Are Beaver Jokes?

Beaver Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of beaver jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Knock Knock Who's there !
Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !
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#2
Why is a duck-billed platypus called a duck-billed platypus?
Because fucked up duck-beaver lookin thing doesn't sound scientific enough.
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#3
Sat here scratching my ass, spying on the neighbour washing her beaver, it dawns on me.
We have some non-traditional pets on our cul-de-sac.
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#4
Better names for porcupines: Needle Beaver Battlepig Hurty Squirrel
Flail Monster Cactus Rat Capy-scare-uh Death otter Revenge Possum
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#5
A toothless beaver walks into a pub and asks...
...is the bar tender here?
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#6
I watched a documentary about the lives of beavers last night...
It was the best dam movie I've ever seen.
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#7
what kind of knife is used to perform female circumcision?
a beaver cleaver
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#8
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
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#9
It's all Greek to me!
Local fresh foods. Trump drums. Brexit polls, LA beaver suburban
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#10
If you want me to save a horse and ride a cowboy,
you better spare a tree and eat a beaver.
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#11
If a Lesbian "Cock-Blocks" another Lesbian....
is that considered a beaver dam?
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#12
What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?
Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.
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#13
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find.
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#14
How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?
Look at her beaver.
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#15
How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose...?
10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, a clam, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find
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#16
joke what did the porcupine say the first time it had sex ?
ouch ooh ouch ooh ouch ooh. what the beaver say the first time it had sex ?....... gee Wally that kind of hurt
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#17
I saw a beaver build something before
it set on fire, Hot dam.
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#18
My Executive Director said to me "Well aren't you an eager beaver" I was like "Oh my God, Why?
What have you heard???"
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#19
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find.
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#20
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house?
Seven because ice cream has no bones
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and beaver jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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