What Are Beginning Jokes?
Beginning Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of beginning jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Beginning Magic
by Beatrix Star
#2
If I mess up at the beginning of a video game I just start over.
This rule applies to life too. Used wrong exit on Fwy, calling it a day...
#3
You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?!
... I'm the same way with drinking.
#4
The Navy is beginning to recruit blind men.
They are sending them out to sea.
#5
PRIEST: In the beginning there was the word ME: capsicum P: no M: tumescent
gerund caliphate P: stop trying to guess the word M: maelstrom
#6
I'm beginning to worry about my obsession with technology.
I told my doctor, "I think I'm addicted to Twitter." He replied, "I don't follow you."
#7
Mickey Rourke needs to get beaten up at the beginning
of every movie he's in so it explains his face.
#8
Why is marriage like a tornado?
Sure it's all sucking and blowing in the beginning, but by time it is over your house is gone.
#9
What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?
Back to school ads
#10
Man buns are just the beginning, next thing you know it'll be ok for
men to have anything on their heads, like a goat or a small child
#11
I'm on chapter two of the dictionary and this thing is just so disconnected.
Like, what happened to the aardvark from the beginning?
#12
Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared.
#13
My girlfriend attended a 3 day course on "How Not to talk on the phone" but missed the beginning.
She mistook the course to be "How to talk on the phone."
#14
What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?
ssh bby is ok
#15
My teeth are so white I could use them to help land a plane and still no boyfriend.
I'm beginning to think TV ads lie.
#16
I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the
wheels on your bus do not go round & round.
#17
For the longest time I hated tumors....
but they are beginning to grow on me.
#18
I'm ready for the cop-buddy film where they actually get
along in the beginning but hate each other by the end.
#19
Her: You know I love it when you pull my hair...
Me: Yes, baby Her: But the other people at this PTA meeting are beginning to stare.
#20
Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond...
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
Why People Enjoy Beginning Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and beginning jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love beginning jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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