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Benjamin Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of benjamin jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I've got reverse Benjamin
Button disease.
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#2
Time is not wasted, when your wasted all
the time" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)
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#3
Knock knock.
Who's there? Benjamin. Benjamin Who? Yes, Benjamin Netanya Who.
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#4
A woman said to me, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Brad Pitt?" I said, "No,
nobody." She said, "They've clearly never seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button."
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#5
The Republican primary race should be called "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"
It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on.
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#6
@GaryDelaney: If you watch Benjamin Button backwards you won't be able to see anything as you'll be facing away from the television.
-Gary Delaney
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#7
After Israel threatened to take the Security Council vote as an act of war, the New Zealand Ambassador called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu....
...Picking up the phone, he spoke "Hebrew."
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#8
There should be a second 'The Ugly Duckling' written Benjamin
Button-style for all the cute kids that turn out ugly.
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#9
Watching Benjamin Button.
Never gets old.
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#10
Politicians are a lot like diapers...
They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. (Benjamin Franklin)
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#11
there's a portal to another dimension underneath Zooey Deschanel's
bangs and I am determined to use it to meet Benjamin Franklin
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#12
"Benjamin Button" *"Benjamin who?"* "Benjamin"
*"Who's there"* "Knock knock"
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#13
A 72 year old benjamin button,
is a pedophiles dream.
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#14
You can't let me into the club?
Maybe my friend Benjamin Franklin can persuade you... *comes back 45 mins later in a bad wig, holding a kite*
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#15
The first rule of kite club is you do
not talk about Benjamin Franklin.
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#16
If I knew you in high school and your Facebook profile picture
is a baby I'll assume you're Benjamin Button and unfriend you.
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#17
Benjamin Button Started off dead
Violets are blue Roses are red
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#18
You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment
He's always right on the money.
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#19
I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: "You have reached the
end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."
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#20
In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer
considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair.
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