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What Are Bent Jokes?

Bent Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bent jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
First they find ice on Mars..
..now they find water.. ..next they will find Scotch.. ..NASA hell-bent on proving Men are from Mars..
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#2
What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?
"Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.
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#3
What do you call an incredibly flexible chicken with an alien wristwatch?
Bent Hen.
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#4
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
Fucks Funny.
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#5
Whenever I see a person with a yoga mat...
I tell them to get bent.
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#6
Why are contortionists always angry?
Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.
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#7
Ellen Pao walked into a bar The bar bent.
Bartender served her 3 sets of jumbo meals. Bartender had to repair the door.
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#8
When does a guy turn into a gay?
When something's bent on top of U
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#9
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks Funny
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#10
What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?
Get bent!
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#11
I asked my wife if she was a contortionist...
And she got totally bent out of shape.
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#12
I got invited to my first HS party...
ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent.
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#13
You don't have to be good at anagrams to see
that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo.
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#14
I decided to take an aerobics class.
I bent... twisted... gyrated... jumped up and down... and perspired for a half an hour. But by thetime I got my tights on.... the class was over!
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#15
Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag.
How's your night going?!
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#16
So this is weird: I bent over to pick up a cashew & a bunch of hot,
scented air rushed out of my bottome-hole, making a curious noise.
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#17
If she eats pizza with a fork, she isn't going
to like being bent over the dining room table.
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#18
Yo mama is so fat, white and horny That when she bent over in Africa,
wildlife conservation tried to breed her with a rhino.
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#19
What do Trump and an Aluminum can have in common?
They easily get bent out of shape...
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#20
A Priest and a Rabbi...
see a little boy bent over. The Priest says to the Rabbi: "Should we fuck him?" The Rabbi says to the Priest: "Out of what?"
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Bent Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bent jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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