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Bert Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bert jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Bert and Ernie Bert asked Ernie if he would like any ice cream.
Ernie replied "Sure Bert"
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#2
Bert asked Ernie if he wants
ice cream "Sure, Bert"
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#3
What did Ernie say when Bert asked him if he wanted some ice cream?
Sherbert. (I can't take credit for this amazing piece of comedy. Heard it from a friend, no idea if he came up with it or not.)
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#4
Bert asks Ernie, "Ernie do you want to get
ice cream?" Ernie responds "Sure Bert"
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#5
Knock Knock Who's there !
Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !
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#6
You know you're an adult when you suddenly
start taking Bert's side over Ernie's.
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#7
Bert : 'Ernie, do you want to get some
icecream?' Ernie : 'Sherbert'
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#8
FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty.
I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long she can lick an envelope after she's posted it.
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#9
[interrogation] What were u doing last nite?
I was killin my neighbour, Bert. Louder for the tape? [leans in] Fillin in paperwork. Busy guy.
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#10
What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?
Sure, Bert!
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#11
Bert walks up to Ernie and asks, "Ernie, you want
some ice cream?" Ernie says, "Sure, Bert!"
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#12
What do you call people who use sandpaper to remove any evidence that Ernie and Bert are gay lovers?
Bernie Sanders.
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#13
Hey Ernie, want some Ice Cream?
Sure Bert! XD
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#14
Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon...
Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up. "Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?" "Sure Bert."
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#15
What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?
Sure, Bert!
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#16
Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral.
Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."
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#17
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.
BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna he thinks he can sing.
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#18
Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight I've to write an essay on an elephant."?
Bert:"Well for a start your going to need a big ladder.."
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#19
I don't care if Ernie and Bert are gay or not, but how do they afford that apartment?
Do they even have jobs.
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#20
Bert is walking with Albert through the park and says, "I know a man with a
wooden leg named Smith." Albert says, "What's the name of his other leg?"
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