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What Are Bid Jokes?

Bid Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bid jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder.
"Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"
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#2
Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge?
When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
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#3
Traffic Two civil engineers were competing for a bid to do the road layout for a city.
The engineer that lost accused the other of cheating, to which the winner said "Roundabouts are fair play".
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#4
"Well, congrats.
You're a homeowner now. Any questions?" "Yeah. Sam put those glasses on eBay, why didn't the Decepticons just bid on em?"
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#5
Where can you bid on internet mail order brides?
eBae
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#6
What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election?
One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad.
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#7
My wife was on eBay this afternoon...
No bids yet
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#8
Got fat from going to auctions every day.
yep, it's more bid obesity!!!
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#9
My son was on eBay this
morning No bids yet
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#10
I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions.
So I bid her farewell.
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#11
Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions?
A: more bid curiosity
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#12
Who will Donald Trump blame when he loses the presidential bid?
Of course every Juan!
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#13
Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors?
They're up all night to get Lockheed.
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#14
How can you tell that you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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#15
So Rick Perry drops his presidential bid Today..
I thought his campaign wasn't for late term abortions.
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#16
How can you tell that you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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#17
Donald Trump's bid for the presidency.
[See: username]
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#18
I saw an American Bridge player crying
last night She said she bid 4 No Trump
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Our collection features 18 Bid Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Bid Jokes suitable for everyone?
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Why do people enjoy Bid Jokes?
Bid Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Bid Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bid jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Bid Jokes safe for all ages?
Most bid jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Bid Jokes?
bid jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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