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#1
Earth has billions of inhabitants, while Uranus has only one....
My dick.
#2
Why did the hipster die?
someone told him billions of people were alive.
#3
How did Donald Trump earn his millions?
He started with his dad's billions.
#4
Billions of years from now, Star Jones will expand and collapse in a
brilliant explosion of cosmic matter and become Black Hole Jones.
#5
you are one of billions of workers trading irreplaceable hours of your
life so a few hundred guys can have more money than anyone in history
#6
The best part of Robocop is when they spent billions of dollars making
a cyborg super soldier instead of helping Detroit not be awful.
#7
Little did he know that his foot powered filing system would have made
him billions if he had only thought of a better name - The Ped-o-file
#8
Watching movies with kids: If he/she hasn't seen it, eons and billions of questions.
If he/she has seen it, eons and billions of spoilers.
#9
I'm calling it now: I'm going to discover the cure for blindness and make billions of dollars someday.
You'll all see.
#10
Don't brag about anything you achieved before 1980.
There were billions less people. It was way easier.
#11
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right
now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
#12
The U.S.
Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda.
#13
My friend got a rash from some suntan lotion he was using.
He wanted to sue the company for billions. He was being irrational.
#14
The United States could save billions in defense funding
if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris.
#15
Wanna feel old?
Helium formed for the first time 13.8 billions years ago.
#16
For Halloween, I'm going out as "gay wedding" ...
... it seems that billions of people are scared of it!
#17
ME: Billions of bacteria live on and inside my body INTERVIEWER:
I meant tell me about yourself job-wise
#18
When you wish upon a star, planets are being scorched and destroyed
billions of miles away but that's okay because YOU'RE IMPORTANT.
#19
Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance
a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?
#20
Facebook made billions by saying "Hey, remember that kid you haven't seen since the third grade?
He's a parent who hates Obama now."
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