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#1
The word of the day is: bishop My sister fell
down the stairs, i had to pick the bitch up
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#2
Why don't Episcopalians play chess?
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
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#3
The Church of England rejected female bishops.
How can women's rights expect to move forward if they're not even allowed to move diagonally?
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#4
The Bishop The bishop came to my church today.
He was an impostor, he never once moved diagonally. Credit to bash.org
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#5
After the man was named bishop by the church, what was his next move?
Diagonal
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#6
Bishop to the Pope: Congratulations on your name's day Your Holiness!
- Pope: But today we do not commemorate the name of Benedict? - Bishop: It is the 16th, though.
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#7
Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married
in churches "It's only reasonable, they cantaloupe"
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#8
After being made bishop, a man is asked what his next move will be.
Diagonal.
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#9
I'll always remember the wise advice the bishop gave me You can take
the boy out of church, But you can't take the priest out of the boy.
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#10
What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?
'Let us prey.'
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#11
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop.
I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.
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#12
A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen.
Only God knows what the other one does with it.
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#13
Why did the bishop love Walmart?
'Coz the boys pants are all half off.
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#14
Why does the Pope always win at chess?
He has so many Bishops!
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#15
Someday I'm gonna open a pawn shop and blow everyone's
mind when I only sell rooks, bishops and knights.
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#16
The "bishop" came to our church today...
He was a fucking impostor. Never once moved diagonally.
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#17
A bishop came to Church Today Clearly he was an impostor.
Never once moved diagonally.
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#18
A Jew, a Catholic and a colored boy go the heaven.
Does anyone know the rest of this joke? Judge Schmels was telling it to the Bishop in caddyshack. And never told the punch line.
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#19
So a rabbi, a bishop, a black guy and a mathematician walk into a bar...
...the bartender looks at them and says "What is this? Some kind of a joke?"
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#20
A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that.
Bishops can only move diagonally.
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