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Body Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of body jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor...
because "who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"
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#2
*donates my body to science*
Science: no thank you
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#3
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1000 bones in the human body?
Larry: Shhh doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
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#4
How do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost
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#5
what do you call a french kebab?
a body bag.
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#6
When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist
who is working on bringing dead people back to life.
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#7
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body home?"
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#8
A wife gets naked ...and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more!
my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'
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#9
I'm 87 but have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel But it
takes up too much room in my freezer, any suggestions?
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#10
If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius..
..you'd be 0K
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#11
Dr.
Frankenstein: The original body-builder!
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#12
Did you know, the cave where Jesus was resurrected...
contained a large quantity of hydrating body lotion? He was moist-jew-rising.
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#13
If I were really famous, I wouldn't even need body guards.
These maxi pads promise me 10 hours of protection, each.
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#14
How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?
They have a mole on their body.
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#15
Scaring the postman I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked.
I'm not sure what scared him more, my naked body or the fact that I know where he lives.
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#16
She has the body of a goddess
and the face to defend it.
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#17
Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?
Cause it got al dente'd up!
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#18
When you find a body beneath your floorboards
is it face up or face down that's good luck?
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#19
My son is a man trapped in a woman's
body he'll be born in February
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#20
When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan.
Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit.
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