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#1
"Sorry, boss.
I can't come in today." "Why not?" [fakes a sore throat] "I'm in jail for vehicular manslaughter."
#2
An employee texts his boss "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter...?" (Slightly
nsfw) His boss answers "I don't know." The employee replies "I'm not coming in this morning!"
#3
Me: Boss our sales are really going updog.
Boss: You mean up? Me: No, updog. Boss: What's updog? Me: Not our sales. We're bankrupt.
#4
New boss.
How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job? Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
#5
Saying someone is doing something "like a boss" to me is an insult because
my boss does things half assed & incorrectly then blames others
#6
My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason.
All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills
#7
My boss threw a Snickers at me and I caught it one handed so I think
I'd be a good athlete if sports were played with candy bars
#8
I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun?
You work at McDonald's.
#9
A guy called into work on his last day there and says, "Hey, boss!
What's the difference between work and your daughter?" ... "I'm not coming into work this morning.
#10
Working for sanitation truly is a thankless job Not only do you
have to take your boss's shit, you have to deal with everyones
#11
[Boss stands at my desk] Can I see you in my office?
[I stare curiously] You can see me here, right?
#12
When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work.
Can't reward bad behavior with a positive response. Training works both ways
#13
[1st day at work] BOSS: Erm..we..have No Smoking rules here ME: That's
great Alan [blows out smoke] most places have loads of smoking rules
#14
I am the boss of me.
And my wife is my boss's boss.
#15
My son told me that I wasn't the "boss" of him, so I showed him
a 37 slide PowerPoint to justify my management position.
#16
Boss: I'll tell you what I want Me: So tell me what you want, what you
really really want *office breaks into Spice Girls dance routine
#17
my boss tried to throw me under the bus..
and get me to agree with him.
#18
Boss: I've been told one of you is just a robot car in disguise *everyone
stares at me, even Optimus who is drinking oil instead of coffee*
#19
[at home on video conference call] Yeah boss I don't know why I keep dropping.
Maybe my connection is bad. *pauses Netflix on 2nd monitor*
#20
Boss: Dan why is your hand raised?
Me: can I go to the bathroom? Boss: Dan you're 23. This is a business meeting Me: so that's a yes?
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