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#1
I thought VH1 was showing an episode of The Golden Girls, but turns out
it was an interview with Steven Tyler, David Bowie & Keith Richards.
#2
What does David Bowie get at the supermarket?
Can-cer
#3
I think it was stupid of David Bowie keeping his cancer a secret.
The amount of likes he would have got on Facebook would have saved him ten times over.
#4
What comes after 69?
Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie
#5
What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?
Redbull Redbull
#6
What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
#7
What is a thing that Alan Rickman and David Bowie both have in common?
It is that they have both recently become deceased.
#8
David Bowie died at 69, Alan Rickman died at 69...
... Donald Trump is 69. We are all crossing our fingers.
#9
What's the difference between David Bowie and porn?
Porn sometimes features good music. R.I.P
#10
RIPE David Bowie People are treating it as a
rock and roll suicide Edit: rip not ripe ;-;
#11
What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?
Rebel Rebel!
#12
bowie leaves us and then a 9th planet appears,
i don't need to read your science article
#13
How did David Bowie die?
An American scared him to death.
#14
David Bowie was found in a three foot coffin.
The coroner said it was a space oddity.
#15
David Bowie = Died at 69 Alan Rickman = Died at 69 Donald Trump
= is 69 I think we all understand where this is heading
#16
It's actually pretty convenient the Alan Rickman died so soon after David Bowie.
You can just move your lightning bolt up a few inches for the funeral and fit right in.
#17
Knock, knock.
Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who? Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.
#18
If David Bowie were alive today...
he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
#19
[NSFW]- What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?
Cancer.
#20
I felt like a fool when I bought David Bowie tickets for my son and then remembered that he died last year...
Even more so when I remembered that David Bowie died too.
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