What Are Brenda Jokes?
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#1
McD's drive thru: Welcome back.
Me: Welcome back? That's pretty presumptuous. MDT: ... M: ... MDT: The usual? Me: Yeah. Thanks Brenda.
#2
Here lies Aunt Brenda.
Trampled to death on the day after Thanksgiving trying to save $18 on a crock pot. Rest in peace, sweet angel.
#3
Two necrophiles are discussing their love lives.
Necrophile 1: What happened with you and Brenda? Necrophile 2: Ah, you know how it is. . .the rotten cunt split on me.
#4
THERAPIST: what's wrong?
WIFE: he speaks in typos ME: EVERYTHING IS JUST FIND BRENDA! THERAPIST: ok maybe we should take 5 ME: food idea
#5
Looks like Brenda in Accounting drew
on her angry eyebrows today...
#6
I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features,
like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Eats Her Feelings Julie'.
#7
Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around
the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster
#8
I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant
features, like 'Loves Abortions Brenda' or 'Intern Groper Rob'.
#9
What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?
Brenda
#10
HR: Did you call Brenda fat?
Me: No. I told her that based on her size, she should be more jolly. HR... Me: Big difference.
#11
What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?
Brenda.
#12
No.
Skinny girls shouldn't be in charge of the office thermostat. You need a middle-aged woman with hot flashes named Brenda on the dial.
#13
[my hot coworker Brenda & I at gates of Hell] BRENDA: we finally closed the gate, what should we seal it with?
ME: a kiss? B: don't do that
#14
I let an AT&T Customer Service Representative call me Brenda
for a half hour because I was too embarrassed to correct him
#15
BRENDA: I brought cookies!
ME: I guess I can have one, I've been good all week *eats cookie* *eats entire tray of cookies* *eats Brenda too*
#16
I used to give my co-workers nicknames based on their most dominant features,
like 'Eats Her Feelings Julie' and 'Loves Abortions Brenda'.
#17
HR: Did you tell Brenda she was stupid?
Me: Oh god no! I said she is stupid. HR... Me: There's no past tense with that one.
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