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British Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of british jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If the Scottish started to colonize North America before the British...
Could I say that the Scott Pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock?
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#2
How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?
The rear-view mirrors
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#3
UK /r/jokesters, tell me the most British joke you can think of.
The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!
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#4
A British man enters customs at an Australian airport.
The officer asks "Do you have a criminal record?" The man looks confused and replies "No, do I still need one?"
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#5
"I live my life .402 kilometers at a time, chap"
- Fast and Furious 7: Now We're British
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#6
What's the difference between an American and a British prostitute?...
...one pounds for work the other works for pounds
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#7
My British friend Julian Wang just bought his first automobile We call it the Wang car.
//needs work
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#8
Why are all ants British?
Because they colonize.
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#9
Two atoms in a pub Two atoms meet in the pub.
One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The second atom with a strong British accent asks, 'Are you sure?' The first one replies, ' yes I'm positive.'
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#10
A Scotsman invented the first condom.
It was made out of a sheep's intestine. Not too long after, the British improved on it by first removing the intestine from the sheep.
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#11
The British are coming!
The British are coming! The British have to get up early! The British swear they'll call you in the morning!
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#12
When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend
they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents.
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#13
What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?
An Anglo Saxin'
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#14
A male honeybee's only job is to stay in the hive and impregnate the queen...
American response: "Those lucky bastards!" British response: "Those poor bastards..."
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#15
"Why don't British people pronounce their T's?
Because they're all in the Boston harbor."
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#16
Say "beer can" in a British accent.
You just said "bacon" in a Jamaican accent.
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#17
[in bed] M: Do that thing I like H: NO M: Please?
H: *sighs [puts on British redcoat uniform] I have your tea M: I WILL NEVER PAY YOUR TAXES
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#18
When Dianna died, the British put up a memorial
All France got was a slow down sign
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#19
I lost 40 Pounds in 4 months!!
I didn't realize the British stock market was so volatile.
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#20
"See you later alligator" "In a whilst crocodile"
-why we fought the British for independence
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