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Brush Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of brush jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My extra sensitive toothpaste cries
when I don't brush my teeth
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#2
I bought a toilet brush at the store the other day but
it kind of hurts so I think I'll go back to paper!
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#3
Signs that things aren't going well: 1) your gums bleed when u brush your hair.
2) u pray for the demise of the same 6 people every day.
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#4
You should marry the first person who can understand
what you're saying while you brush your teeth.
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#5
My grandad let me in on the secret to picking up hot Jewish girls during WWII..
with a brush and shovel..
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#6
What I say: Get dressed Brush teeth Get in the car What my kids hear:
Have a snack Shriek like monkeys Open 3 umbrellas indoors Go poop
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#7
Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?
Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
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#8
If you get ash on your clothing don't brush it off, blow ot off.
Otherwise you'll just rub it in.
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#9
What have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common?
You brush them both to the side and carry on eating.
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#10
I used to brush my teeth before I got hooked on plaque I made
this joke when my 2 year old son refused to brush his teeth
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#11
GREEK JOKE TRANSLATED -BRUSH & D- She confused the brush with a dick.
Until this day, it makes me wonder, how can she brush her hair with a dick?
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#12
What can you sit on, brush your teeth with, and eat soup with?
A chair, a toothbrush, and a spoon.
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#13
My electric toothbrush ran out of batteries
so I had to brush with my acoustic.
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#14
What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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#15
I always keep a windchime next to the bed so I can
brush my fingers across it as my lover climaxes
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#16
What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
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#17
"Snitches get stitches," I whisper to my 3 year old as
he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets.
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#18
My wife gets angry when she catches me using her tooth brush.
But how the hell do you get the dog shit out of your sneakers.
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#19
A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is
to say "I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth!"
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#20
How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murder for him?
I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth.
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