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What Are Build Jokes?

Build Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of build jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
Your mama is so fat...
The NSA had to build a 2 billion dollar complex to store her weight information.
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#2
Why did the Romans build straight roads ?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
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#3
Have hope for the future, but maybe
build a bomb shelter anyway.
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#4
I bought a book on how to build
stairs Its a step by step guide
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#5
I'm still waiting for the episode of Extreme Home Make Over where
they demolish a hobo's cardboard box and build him a crate...
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#6
What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?
"We're going to build a wall"
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#7
Teach a man to build a fire and he'll be warm for a night.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for a lifetime.
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#8
Believe in yourself.
Build a religion around yourself. Canonize your quotidian tasks. Build idols of yourself in your best outfits.
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#9
Friend said I was becoming antisocial.
Ridiculous. You build one little moat and people jump to hasty conclusions.
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#10
My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen her face when I drove pasta!
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#11
An engineer major asks...
"How can we build this?" A business major asks, "How can we finance this?" A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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#12
The only way that Mexico will build and pay for the wall...
..is after Trump runs the economy into the ground and Mexico has to keep the illegal job-seeking Americans out.
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#13
What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?
Build a house next to it.
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#14
We're going to build a great wall to keep the inspirational tweets out.
And Facebook is going to pay for it. Make Twitter Great Again.
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#15
My doctor won't go away.
I know what you're thinking but he has been eating small pieces of apple over many decades to build up an immunity.
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#16
I would suggest that Brazil build a bridge and get over it...
but given their record....
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#17
My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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#18
Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.
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#19
There are starving kids in Africa.
IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.
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#20
How does an Eskimo build his house?
Igloos it together.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and build jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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build jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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