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What Are Builder Jokes?

Builder Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of builder jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Called a plumber out the other day.
He was Chinese. Called a builder, he was also Chinese. Called an electrician out. He was Chinese as well ! Bloody Yellow Pages
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#2
When is a body builder's shortest workout?
During the winter Swole-stace
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#3
Q: What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?
A: Bob.
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#4
Bob the Builder sacked!
The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!
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#5
I was very disappointed to have to pay for my new roof.
The builder had promised me it would be on the house.
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#6
What Do They Call You?
You build one ship - do they call you a ship builder? NO You build on bridge - do they call you a bridge builder? NO But you suck just one cock
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#7
What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?
Bob.
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#8
What do you call a muslim body builder?
A protein sheikh
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#9
The most reliable bridge builders in all of Mexico.
Spic and Span
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#10
A builder came up to me.
He said, "Do you know how to make a fruit stand?" "Yes," I said. "You just have to balance it on a flat surface."
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#11
I met this girl in a club last night, I think she's a body builder.
She just so happened to build hers using chips.
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#12
If body builders religiously try to gain weight..
Does that mean they go to the gym for mass?
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#13
I rang up a local builder and said, "I want a skip outside
my house." He said, "I'm not stopping you." **Tim Vine**
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#14
I'm surprised Bob the Builder ever gets
anything done He's surrounded by tools
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#15
What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?
Bob.
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#16
What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?
He was depressed.
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#17
Dr.
Frankenstein: The original body-builder!
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#18
I was always a home builder but lately
I've developed an apartment complex.
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#19
What do you call a body builder?
Jim.
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#20
What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?
No whey!
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Builder Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and builder jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most builder jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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builder jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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