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Bulb Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bulb jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
"Juan"
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#2
How many light bulbs does it take to change a Jew?
Trick question- ovens don't run on light bulbs.
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#3
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, its a hardware problem
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#4
How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question, they can't change anything.
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#5
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.
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#6
How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Let's go ride bikes!
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#7
How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
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#8
How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
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#9
Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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#10
Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: That's a military secret.
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#11
How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
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#12
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
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#13
What does a light bulb
filled with gas?
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#14
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
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#15
How many Freudians does it take to change my mother?
Edit: Sorry, I mean light bulb.   A: Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to hold my dick.   Edit: Dang. I mean the ladder.
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#16
How many dead hookers does it take to replace a light bulb?
At least more than eight, the light in my basement still doesn't work...
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#17
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
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#18
How does a feminist change a light-bulb?
Just kidding, feminists don't change shit.
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#19
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb?
You can un-screw the light-bulb
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#20
How many cops does it take to change a light bulb.
It doesn't matter since they will just be the room for being black.
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