What Are Bully Jokes?
Bully Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bully jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My highschool bully still takes my lunch money...
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
#2
My high school bully still takes my lunch money...
On the plus side, he makes really good subway sandwiches
#3
Edward Scissorhands was beaten mercilessly
by the school bully, Edward Rockhands
#4
I just ran into my high school bully and it was great cause
I'm doing well and he's 17 which is very old for a dog
#5
My high school bully just made my McDouble, so I guess I won; but
then again I am eating at McDonald's so I guess it's a tie.
#6
Before she died...
Bully: *poking and pushing me into lockers* Me: You suck I hate you! Bully: That's what my mom said before she died... Me: ...oh
#7
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
#8
What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?
Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!
#9
Knock Knock Who's there !
Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !
#10
Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my
lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money
#11
What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?
Don't you Leia finger on her
#12
*logs on Facebook IT'S YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!
*logs off WAIT COME BACK! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT YOUR EX'S ENGAGEMENT!
#13
"How's about I rearrange your
face?" -Bully Picasso
#14
You should never bully fat people....
They have enough on their plates
#15
How would you describe the average bully?
Mean.
#16
Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face.
Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him.
#17
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
#18
Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?!
Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward
#19
What do you call a baby bull?
A bully!
#20
a powerful ancient bully emerged from a lake and told some girls i didnt
know how to jack off til i was 16 & used a really unorthodox style
Why People Enjoy Bully Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bully jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love bully jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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