What Are Bums Jokes?
Bums Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bums jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
It's a shame there are no gay hobos Cause if there
were they'd be fucking bums Jimmy Carr's joke, JS
#2
The fact that we're supposed to reuse a vagina after a
mini human has crawled out of it kinda bums me out.
#3
What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?
They're both full of bums
#4
You don't get many homeless gay men, which is
a shame because they would be fucking bums.
#5
Ya know who's probably more bummed out than any of us?
Bums.
#6
Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
#7
Did you guys hear about the fight in the bathroom?
Two bums got wiped
#8
Nothing bums me out more than realizing
how many celebrity baby names I know.
#9
Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because
that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up
#10
trolls have found a terrible new way to antagonize me.
it is called "retweeting" and it works by exposing my posts to scammers & crumb bums.
#11
What do you call Tums in suppository form?
Bums
#12
Did you hear the one about the two homosexual homeless men?
Fucking bums
#13
What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
#14
I did a stand up gig once for the homeless.
I said "It's nice to see so many bums on seats".
#15
People who comment with 'goose bums' on
YouTube videos, more power to you!
#16
Saw two bums in the street going at it with cardboxes boxes...
Pillow fight!
#17
I donate all our garbage to Goodwill because who
knows what those bums might have use for.
#18
What do you call a guy who has sex with bums?
A hobosexual.
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