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#1
Do you like hot women that scream in bed?
Check out the burns unit at the hospital.
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#2
Chicago wins World Series for first time since 1908 In other
news, Chicago burns to ground for first time since 1871.
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#3
How do you know your wife is getting vat...
... you have to switch off the light during sex. Not because she's ugly but because the bulb burns your ass.
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#4
It's weird for Me not having a Pope.
I feel like Burns without Smithers.
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#5
Do not reach for the stars.
They are hot gas, and will give you bad burns.
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#6
It only took me one drink to get drunk...
I just can't remember if it was the seventh or the eighth (George Burns)
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#7
A new scientific study regarding pizza determines who is most susceptible to burns.
Turns out it is the Hipsters because they eat it before it's cool.
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#8
Non-consensual sex burns more
calories than consensual sex.
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#9
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A viola burns longer.
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#10
Having an elliptical in my living room has improved my health.
Moving it out of the way when I lay down to watch TV burns like 25 calories
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#11
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?
-It burns too easily
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#12
whats black and burns?
stevie wonder answering the iron
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#13
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe
burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
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#14
My cousin found his dad's Viagra, took a handful of the pills, and is now in the hospital...
...with third-degree burns on both of his hands.
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#15
I have a friend who got severe burns on his hands, to the point that he is virtually senseless.
I feel for him.
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#16
Knock Knock Who's there !
Burns ! Burns who ? Burns me up !
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#17
How my girlfriend stay's thin.
Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin? She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
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#18
Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ?
He always burns the franks.
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#19
When you turn on a light and the bulb burns out it's because you suck
and that bulb would rather kill itself than hang out with you.
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#20
Russian joke A bear is walking through the forest when he sees a car on fire.
The bear gets into it and burns to death.
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