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Buses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of buses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why are Women like buses?
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
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#2
Friend: What happened?
15yo me: *arm in a sling* Got hit by 2 buses. Friend: What happened? 37yo me: *in a full body cast* I sneezed weird.
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#3
I like to shoot at stop signs, especially those
little ones on the side of school buses.
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#4
Men are like buses, they
won't text me back.
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#5
Pal: my advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it!
Later Me: Guess how many buses it took me to get here
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#6
Making jokes on Twitter is a lot like making jokes in real life.
Except without the frightened faces of strangers on buses
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#7
School buses are the clock blockers
of my morning commute.
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#8
Why planes are faster than car and buses?
Because they are almost never **tired**.
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#9
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today?
No. Is there a strike? No they're stopping to let the passengers off.
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#10
I always sleep naked.
I don't care if it makes people uncomfortable, they can just switch buses.
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#11
Asian women like riding short yellow *buses*.
AKA asian dick.
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#12
No joke, I'm in India This is no joke, I took a long light to India after a long time.
I see so many lines, long lines of cars and buses, lines for shopping. etc. No punchline.
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#13
Women are like buses...
very few will let you come in through the back door.
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#14
I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's
tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon.
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#15
Bukkake is like buses You wait ages for one
to come, and then they all come at once.
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#16
Why are the buses in London red?
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
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#17
Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses?
Put it on the fronts.
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#18
Why are London buses red?
Because they have to come every 10 minutes
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#19
They say everything is bigger in Texas,
but their buses are usually shorter.
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#20
Buses are like pornstars...
Nothing for an hour then they all cum at once.
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