What Are Butler Jokes?
Butler Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of butler jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
My friends butler lost his left arm
in an accident serves him right.
#2
If I ever have a son...
I'm going to name him Bashun. And whenever our butler is unable to find him in the house he'll call out at the top of his voice, "Master Bashun! Master Bashun where are you?"
#3
Billionaire: I'd like to do something about crime.
Butler: Being poor, I've got some great ideas-- Billionaire: I want to dress as a bat.
#4
What is the perfect name for an Indian butler?
Mahatma Coat
#5
What do you call a well respected slave?
A butler.
#6
Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset
me I could order my muscular butler to "Take them to the Bee Room!"
#7
Gerard Butler: Can I get sugar?
Waiter: This is sugar. *GB stands pissed* GB: THIS..IS...SPLENDA!! *GB kicks waiter through glass panel*
#8
How do you know you're a Seattle Seahawk?
A butler serves you.
#9
I need professional help.
A chef and a butler should do it.
#10
FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying
"fortnight" they have to become your butler.
#11
What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?
An endentured servant
#12
Gerard Butler is what I imagine Shrek would be
like if he transformed back into a human.
#13
I've got a friend who has got a butler whose
left arm is missing Serves him right
#14
If Patrick Bateman from American Psycho had a butler, what would the butler call him?
"Master Bateman."
#15
I wanted to hire a marsupial butler...
but none of the applicants were koala-fied.
#16
What does a butler call his employer named mr.
Bates? Sir, you fucking pervert!
#17
Having correctly predicted the vampire craze, I now boldly predict the next pop culture phenomenon.
Butlers.
#18
Hello, Gotham Child Services.
Oh dear. Both dead? My my. Well, does the child have a Butler that can raise him? Cos it's a lot of paperwork.
#19
My friend has a butler who had his left arm cut off...
...serves him right!
#20
Meet Brian, my monkey butler.
He's gonna help out around the office. *Monkey flinging office equipment out the window* Brian hates clutter.
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