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Cabbage Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cabbage jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Question: What did the Cabbage say to the cab driver when he passed his stop?
Answer: "STOP THE CAB-BAGE" Ps - The joke is to say it out loud and figure out what you are actually saying.
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#2
What's the hardest part of a cabbage to eat?
The wheelchair.
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#3
Caught a taxi home last night from the market.
Forgot I had no money. Thankfully the driver let me pay in cabbage
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#4
Vegetables What did the cucumber say to the cabbage when they got kidnapped by the tomato?
Lettuce go
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#5
Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
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#6
Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common.
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.
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#7
"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.." - Newton's
Law "Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad." - Cole's Law
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#8
Although Bugs Bunny starred in many cartoons, why did he die a pauper?
He ate all the cabbage he made.
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#9
What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?
A CABBAGE!
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#10
What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?
A cabbage patch! - Sokka
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#11
Did you hear the Pillsbury Doughboy and one of the Cabbage Patch Kids had a baby?
It was an ugly little fucker with a yeast infection.
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#12
"The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo.
That is Cole's Law."
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#13
A cabbage walks into a bar wearing a red leaf.
The bartender takes one look at it and asks another patron how they feel about the cabbages bold new look. The patron replies, "I think it's ridic yo."
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#14
What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?
Chicken sees a salad.
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#15
Have you guys tried McDonald's new Premium McWrap?
So much better than the Budget McWrap, which is a dead mouse in a cabbage leaf.
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#16
My friend Robert showed me a cross between a cabbage and a turnip...
I said, "That's cool, Robbie!"
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#17
What's green and invisible?
This cabbage
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#18
What do you call two rows of cabbages ?
A dual cabbageway !
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#19
A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race.
The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up.
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#20
I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that
left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did.
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