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Calf Jokes

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What Are Calf Jokes?

Calf Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of calf jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a cow abortion?
De-calf
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#2
Two Scottish cows in a field, what one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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#3
If you take meat from a calf...
... it could either be veal or below-knee.
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#4
Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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#5
What's the easiest way to kill a bison calf.
Put it in the back of your SUV.
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#6
What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common?
They're both de-calf-inated.
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#7
Where do baby cows go to eat lunch?
At the calf-eteria.
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#8
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-einated
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#9
How did the calf's final exam turn out?
Grade A!
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#10
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and
nine months later it had a calf.
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#11
Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch?
A: At the calf-eteria.
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#12
What was the middle aged man charged with when he was found fondling a calf?
Sexual Moolestion
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#13
What do you call a cow who has just had an abortion?
De-calf-inated
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#14
Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!
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#15
What do you call a veal-birthing cow?
De-calf
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#16
Just did a spot on imitation of a new born calf
while trying to gracefully exit a hammock.
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#17
Note: When you cut jeans into shorts, remember to wear the top half, not the bottom half.
lol. these denim calf warmers tickle my legs.
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#18
What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?
Half calf
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#19
What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?
Half Calf
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#20
Q: What do you call a cow who's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.
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