What Are Calls Jokes?
Calls Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of calls jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls?
The Perse-phone.
#2
Soccer player calls his wife after a game...
Player: "I scored two goals!!" Wife: "Great! What was the end scored?" Player: "1:1"
#3
Liam Neeson is like Super Mario who keeps saving a chick who keeps getting
kidnapped but instead of mushrooms he's really into phone calls.
#4
What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener?
"Huh?"
#5
Guy: Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?
Gary: [filling a canteen with hotdog water] Nobody calls me that.
#6
[boss calls me to office] We found a lot of disgusting porn on your computer.
Thats a matter of opinion. Some may say it's the right amount.
#7
*horror movie "The calls are coming from inside the house!" "Can you find out from where?
I want some chips but I'm too lazy to get up."
#8
I can dig graves my entire life and nobody calls me a landscaper, but i suck one dick!
And they call me gay for life!
#9
My son and I don't get along.
I call him a son of a bitch. He calls me a motherfucker. Technically we're both right.
#10
I was flattered that our mailman calls me "Sunshine" until I overheard
him call my neighbor, the double amputee, "Speedy."
#11
*boyfriend calls girlfriend* Bf: "Hey Babe, I love you!" Gf: "we're
breaking up" Bf: "no we're not, I can hear you just fine."
#12
How does a baritone make phone calls?
Song distance!
#13
FDA approving female viagra next week.
Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a "spritzer"
#14
What's the best thing about turning 65?
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
#15
If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna
return her anniversary gift to 7/11.
#16
A guy calls 911 and says someone dropped a box on his head Dispatcher: "Is it empty?"
Guy: "Yes it is" Dispatcher: "How about the box?" (my dad told me this yesterday)
#17
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is
called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
#18
can you start monday at 8?
"yes, thank you for the opportunity" [calls new boss at his home on sunday night] hello? "am or pm?"
#19
I just ate lunch at a restaurant that calls french fries, 'Freedom
Fries.' Thats just fucking stupid, pardon my freedom.
#20
How does a football player make phone calls?
On a touch-down phone.
Why People Enjoy Calls Jokes
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