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#1
For real now, how many animals can you fit into one single pair of panty hose 2 calves,
an ass, a beaver, an assload of hares, 1 cameltoe and 1 fish Noone can find
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#2
How many animals can fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Ten pigs, two calves, one beaver, and an ass.
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#3
Excuse me, you with the heels that make your calves perfect, designer dress that accentuates your curves....
You have lettuce in your teeth
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#4
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves!
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#5
Did you hear about the farmer's daughter who was sent home from the county fair?
She couldn't keep her calves together.
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#6
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
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#7
Animal Mathematics If a Man is in bed with 2 Women, how many Animals are there in the bed?
Answer = 14 How ? 3 Asses + 6 Calves + 2 Pussies + 2 Chicks + 1 Cock
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#8
How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose?
A couple calves, an ass, ten little piggies, a beaver, a shit load of hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find!
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#9
Why are blondes such bad cow herders?
Because they can't keep their calves together
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#10
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a camel toe, a bunch of hares and a fish no one can find.
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#11
What type of meat are your calves made of?
Bologna.
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#12
"You have sexy calves."
-Pedophile bull
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#13
Pantyhose How many animals can you fit in a pantyhose?
10 little piggies 2 calves 1 ass 1 beaver A bunch of hares and.. 1 fish that no one can find.
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#14
A girl at my high school got kicked out of the Future Farmers of America (FFA)...
She couldn't keep her calves together.
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#15
How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose?
2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a shitload of hares, 1 camel toe and a fish nobody can find.
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#16
Giving birth is terrible for a cow's hips...
...but it's great for their calves.
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#17
Why are baby cows considered lunch meat?
Because calves are below-knee
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#18
How many animals can you fit in a pair of pantyhose...?
10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, a clam, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find
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#19
After a number of meetings and discussions, a blonde 18-year-old was dismissed from FFA, the Future Farmers of America group.
She couldn't keep her calves together.
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#20
How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
2 calves, an ass, a beaver, a whole bunch of hairs, and a fish that you just can't seem to find
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