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Calvin Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of calvin jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris called it quits.
But I am looking forward to her next album devoted to the break-up called 'Calvin and Sobs'.
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#2
Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi.
Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?
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#3
Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?
He loves a good happy ending
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#4
Me: The Calvin and Hobbes movie was awesome!
Her: Idiot, that was Life of Pi. Me: Whatever *gets in cardboard time machine, flies to Mars*
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#5
Did you hear about the latest Calvin Klein Lawsuit?
Yeah - but it wasn't much of a suit. It was actually a brief case.
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#6
Gang tip: If a rival gang tags their symbol on your turf, don't cover it.
Add a drawing of Calvin peeing on it. Now who's stupid? They are!
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#7
Justin Bieber's to be the new face of Calvin Klein.
Awful news given he does such a terrible job of being the current face of Justin Bieber.
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#8
In awkward situations I'll sometimes break out my braille version of Calvin and Hobbes.
You know - comic relief.
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#9
A man walks into a fancy dress party in calvin klein briefs...
The host asks him 'what are you dressed as?' Premature ejaculation. I just came in my pants.
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#10
Boys, if you don't look like Calvin Klein models, don't
expect us to look like Victoria's Secret Angels.
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#11
How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?
You Snoop, Dogg.
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#12
What do you call a failing brand?
Calvin DeKlein.
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Our collection features 12 Calvin Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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