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Capri Jokes

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Capri Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of capri jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Having sex while drunk is like trying to
pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm
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#2
I don't think I could stab somebody,
cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun.
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#3
Capri Sun taught me how
to stab with accuracy.
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#4
Causes of childhood anxiety: 4% Bullying 9% Inability
to puncture a Capri Sun pouch 87% Musical Chairs
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#5
[donating blood] "You're looking a little faint.
Can I get you a drink?" "No thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns."
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#6
I bet rapists can get their straw
in a Capri Sun on the first try.
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#7
My 16yo daughters boyfriend struggled with a capri sun for the last 10 minutes.
I think it's ok to leave her alone with him.
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#8
Whoever invented the iPhone charge cord is probably
the same shitlord who invented the Capri Sun pouch.
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#9
I don't care which way you swing, guy wearing a Tapout t-shirt
& Capri pants, but you've GOT to make a choice.
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#10
1-buy waterbed 2-fill with wine 3-get Capri
Sun straw 4-never leave your bed again
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#11
I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge
which proves I'm four or poor.
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#12
Trying to open a Capri Sun is the longest
relationship I've had in 2015.
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#13
My wife's leaving me for refusing to stop referring
to our children as my Capri Son and Capri Daughter.
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#14
What is the best part about banging a Milf ...you
get to steal the Capri sun in the morning.
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#15
Hi, my name's Ray.
I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*
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#16
[I open my lunchbox to find a copy of the Magna Carta] But that means...
[cut to British Library patrons thoughtfully examining a Capri Sun]
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#17
[A Dad about to give the birds & the bees talk] "Son, when-" *Watches
son try to poke a Capri Sun for 35 minutes* "Know what, we're good"
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#18
Sir, I cannot take you seriously.
You're wearing capris. Capris. CAPRIS.
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#19
How has the guy who makes Capri Sun straw openings
not been up for a job performance review?
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#20
Kids claim to be such big fans of Mickey Mouse, but you don't see them
with an icechest full of Capri Sun tailgating for Disney On Ice.
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Why do people enjoy Capri Jokes?
Capri Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and capri jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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