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Captain Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of captain jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[In a cucumber submarine] 1st mate: *inspecting leak* we're taking on
saltwater captain Cptn: hm yes looks like we're in quite the pickle
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#2
She wears short skirts I eat pizza She's
cheer captain And I'm still eating pizza
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#3
Did you hear about the pirate captain selling cheap corn?
It was a buccaneer.
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#4
What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ?
Make it Tso!
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#5
"Captain, have you ever made love at sea?" "No
son, but I've been blown ashore many a time."
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#6
what did the captain say when the navigator complained they were off course?
don't give me that latitude
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#7
What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?
For-Mal-To-Hide.
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#8
"This is your captain speaking" "AND
THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."
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#9
What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?
Captains Log
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#10
What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?
... ... ... ... ... ... The captain's log!
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#11
Ate a bowl of Captain Crunch Berries this morning.
With blatant disregard for the roof of my mouth. -thug life
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#12
What happens to Captain America when he dies?
He goes to the Evans
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#13
A brief joke...
There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman.
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#14
I just took such a long hot shower that when I finished, Captain Planet
was standing in my bathroom with arms crossed shaking his head at me
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#15
How many ears does Captain Kirk have.
He has three, a Left ear, right ear... and a final front ear.
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#16
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke
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#17
[Captain America, minutes after the love of
his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot
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#18
Someone asked a ship captain if the rumor that he can't swim is true.
"Yes," he replied. "Can pilots fly?"
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#19
*ding* This is your captain speaking.
We... Is this what my voice sounds like? Nobody told me! Haha, wow, weird. We're out of fuel.
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#20
[pirate ship capturing another ship] Pirate: Prepare to be bored!
Other Captain: Don't you mean boarded? *pirate opens stamp collection*
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Most Captain Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Captain Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Captain Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and captain jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Captain Jokes safe for all ages?
Most captain jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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captain jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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