What Are Cargo Jokes?
Cargo Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cargo jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
(Cargo pants filled with tater tots) "How many do I need to get an Xbox?"
"Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"
#2
My grandfather said he'd never be caught dead wearing cargo pants, so I slipped the funeral director an extra 50 bucks.
And now we wait.
#3
When a guy wearing cargo pants hits on me I'm tempted to go out with him
just to see how many of my belongings I can fit into his pockets.
#4
I put two pairs of cargo pants in my cargo pants
pockets, just in case I need more cargo pants.
#5
MUGGER: Empty your pockets!
ME: But these are cargo shorts. (45 min later) ME: That's the left one MUGGER: Seriously. ME: I am SO sorry
#6
Say what you want about cargo pants but no woman has ever
turned down a guy who can carry 7 puppies at once
#7
Nice cargo shorts.
You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take.
#8
Those who carry teensy cute purses shouldn't throw stones at those
who wear cargo shorts, because I can carry more stones.
#9
Cargo shorts are awesome because you have extra pockets
to carry all the ladies numbers that you get.
#10
I think if I was a lifeguard I would just talk shit through my megaphone.
"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING... WHO WEARS CARGO SHORTS TO THE POOL."
#11
"Don't worry, I'll hold your stuff.
You just worry about making friends." - Cargo Pants
#12
119 years ago today a Canadian cargo vessel sank off the coast of New York, her cargo 50,000 cases of mayonnaise.
And that's why we celebrate Sinko de Mayo
#13
Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called ship-ment
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
#14
Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?
Because it was a freight!
#15
so this cargo of brain transplants went missing and...
uh... ... ah shit... lost my train of thought
#16
Es cargo A snail was writing s on his car a boy sees him and asks "Why are you writing s on your
car" the snail says "So when people see me driving they'll say wow look at that Es cargo "
#17
"I take pride in my job.
I transport the worlds most precious cargo" -oh, u drive a school bus? "LMAO Hell no! I'm a drug smuggler u nerd"
#18
"Don't worry.
I'll hold your stuff, you just worry about making friends." --Cargo Pants.
#19
I got hit by a car today, guys.
Don't worry. I'm okay. It just grazed me, ripped my cargo pants pocket clean off, egg rolls everywhere.
#20
There's a man at the mall wearing cargo pants and a fanny pack,
who I believe is in the process of becoming a suitcase.
Why People Enjoy Cargo Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cargo jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love cargo jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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