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Carlin Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of carlin jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The good thing about necrophilia is you don't need to bring flowers.
Most of the time they're usually already there. -Goerge Carlin
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#2
Why is it that most people who are against abortion..
Are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place. R.I.P. George Carlin.
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#3
If pro is the opposite of con..
Then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.... Thank you George Carlin :)
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#4
Rape Some say rape isn't funny.
Anything can be funny in the right context. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd. - George Carlin
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#5
George Carlin: Dead.
Leslie Nielsen: Dead. Mitch Hedberg: Dead. Greg Giraldo: Dead. Dane Cook: A-Okay. God has some explaining to do.
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#6
Men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more.
So men are better at it! \- George Carlin
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#7
George Carlin appeared to me in a dream and asked me "How can there be such a
thing as a one-way street when you can obviously cross a street either way?"
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#8
"A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy,
however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest" - George Carlin
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#9
George Carlin:"Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?"
"What if I want something that works violently right now?"
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