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#1
Osama bin laden *ji had it coming.*
- Jimmy Carr "Big Fat Quiz 2011"
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#2
My favourite two word joke.
Dwarf (_)   ( _)>-   (_) Shortage   [By Jimmy Carr]
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#3
Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?
They're not allowed to run in the halls. [-Jimmy Carr](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpxmKKtbw7w)
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#4
Women say men get turned on when they nibble on their earlobes.
I think it's bollocks. - Jimmy Carr
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#5
I have no problems with buying tampons...
I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. (Jimmy Carr)
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#6
"My Friend has got a theory." "She reckons that the way to drive a man wild with desire
is to nibble on his earlobes for hours on end." "I think it's bollocks" -Jimmy Carr
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#7
I was recently asked if I'd judge Mr.
gay UK. I said ''It wouId be my pIeasure. It's against nature, against God, and he's going to heII.'' - Jimmy Carr
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#8
I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day..
..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis
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#9
If Sean Lock was a Hollywood actor...
... He'd be Robert Frowny Jr. - Jimmy Carr
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#10
So they're bringing in 100 fine for bad driving...
How sexist is that? (via Jimmy Carr)
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#11
Do you like tapes and CDs?
(Only open if yes) (or not I don't Carr) Yea? Tape this dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts
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#12
I may be middle-class, but I'm hard.
*Al dente*, you might say. **Jimmy Carr**
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#13
Shortest Joke Ever Venicine's dear isn't it.
Courtesy of Jimmy Carr, great joke.
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#14
Reeva Steenkamp deserved to be shot she shouldn't have been using the disabled toilet.
Jimmy Carr.
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#15
I went to donate a kidney once..
I went in to donate a kidney once but when I arrived at the hospital they asked me where I'd got it from -Jimmy Carr
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#16
I said to my girlfriend, "Do you want to experiment with a role-play rape
fantasy?" She said, "**NO!**" I said, "*That's the spirit!*" Jimmy Carr
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#17
A friend asked me if it was wrong for him to send messages to himself online in order to appear more
popular on social media I said "No, go on, tweet yourself." Shamelessly stolen from Jimmy Carr.
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#18
I'll tell you what I know about dwarfs!
Very Little Courtesy of Jimmy Carr
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#19
I like watching horror films hiding behind he sofa That way,
my neighbors don't know I'm there Credit to Jim Carr
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#20
People say there is power in numbers.
Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr
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